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The Dance of the Plague Walkers

Always alongside never behind 

Occasionally in front; he walked with a mule

A dusty old man, pack on back, for the mule was free from such enforced chores

Grey of beard, hair in ears, leathered tanned skin, barefoot, cracked nails. Single tears flowing from wind dried eyes

The mule wanted to rest awhile. Up at around 600 metres he guessed, a view over the plains onto the sea. He’d also rest awhile, see what came to mind. It was his favourite time of day- the without and within mixing it up. Sometimes nothing came, sometimes ordered thoughts, feelings, sensations made sense of a moment. Other times it was a kind of random jumble. All he had to do was notice, let it be.

Woke up this morning

Got them locked in blues

Said a dusty old man with no shoes

Here comes something

I can see the trees for the breeze

The sky from on high, 

mountains to climb as fantails fly

Paths with no footprint

Rocks with no blood

Her intentions are clear

Not misunderstood

Locked out, locked down, locked in

As Tim Leary might have said

Yea I woke up this morning

Got them locked in blues

My goodness

Burnished bumblebee with burnt orange pollen struggles against a soft soap sanity breeze imploring the earth to turn

Down on the plains in clear view humans emerge to throw away their threedom on fast food queues

Short trip lives on a long drop landscape

and its

One two three

Look and see

one two three

Bend your knee

One two three

Slide to the side

One two three

As the tramper glides by

It’s the dance of the plague walkers

Gotta find a way to cure them

Gonna put on my tramping shoes

That’s harder than you think right now

He was wearing no shoes at this time because the mule had bitten the hand that helped feed it, now he couldn’t tie a loop for his laces. He’d forgotten how important a thumb was

Time feels like a cut finger

It’s functions unheeded until damaged

It ain’t no universal construct

Ebbing, flowing  managed

Not by office building or appointment

Just acceptance, engagement

A world outside not within 

Here it comes again, a blessing, for he’d no idea what that was all about

One two three

Look and see

And one two three

Bend your knee

One two three

Slide to the side

One two three

the tramper glides by

It’s the dance of the plague walkers

I can feel the earth trembling

Pushing up towards the sky

Can you feel the earth trembling

Pushing up towards the sky?

Gonna plant my feet upon her

Gonna ride that natural high

He looked up and saw grey sea shell clouds sucking up the white stuff. The temperature began to cool, likewise the mule. The way ahead looked stony and rough. The mule anticipated, snorted, setting off alone.

A dusty barefoot old man soon followed.

Bramford Speke, Stoke Canon and Upton Pyne from Exeter

This 22km walk takes you through the quiet countryside north of Exeter crossing from the Exe Valley into the Creedy Valley via the picturesque villages of Bramford Speke, Stoke Canon and Upton Pyne. Once off the main road out of Exeter it is a mixture of well marked paths, farm tracks and quiet roads. All information was correct as of the 23rd of April 2020. These instructions are for guidance only and do not replace an up to date map and the ability to navigate by it. Walkers choose to follow them at their own risk.

The walk can be started anywhere in the centre of Exeter. The main road north – the A377 – should be followed as far as Cowley Bridge using the high pavement above the road to the right hand side. At Cowley Bridge turn left at a roundabout to cross a series of rail and river bridges. Be warned, the pavement on the first bridge and the road between them is on the right hand side and quite narrow. The most dangerous section is the final bridge where there is no pavement and the bridge is arched obscuring the view of oncoming traffic. Vehicles do come quickly around the bend ahead and the bridge is some 50 metres long. A rapid transit keeping eyes and ears open is required.

Keeping to the now pavemented right hand side of the road it is not long before the turn off to Bramford Speke is encountered on the right. Take this road and follow it until a small lodge house on a sharp left hand bend. Take the signposted track to the right and follow it, keeping to the right of the fork entrance to Pyne House. Shortly after, the path leaves the track and goes left to avoid some farm buildings before turning right and right again, emerging back left onto a narrow path along a hedgerow above the Exe valley to your right. Continue along this path, through a small wood and emerge onto another wide track in the valley.

Turn left and walk along the track until reaching a signpost offering four ways. Take the way ahead up the side of a grassy hill where the path is very indistinct. However, at the top of the hill the way obviously heads through a tiny stile, across the farm track and another stile into the field opposite. A short walk through the field and the path exists onto a farm track by a couple of barns. Turn right.

Following this, avoiding all side paths the route arrives at the road into Bramford Speke. Turn right, over the bridge and up the hill into the village centre. Note the path to Upton Pyne on the left just before a series of houses. This is the path to follow on the return part of the journey, but can be taken now if you wish to shorten the walk.

On reaching the signed road on the right that approaches the church, turn into it and then take one of the paths through the churchyard, round the back of the church where it exists into a narrow alley. Follow this until its end at a covered lytch gate. Turn sharp right down a steep metalled path to a footbridge over the River Exe. Cross the bridge and follow the obvious path ahead, ignoring other paths coming in from the right.

Soon signs ahead indicate private land, requiring a right turn to enter a broad field. Here, after a gate, it is possible to turn sharp left to reach a riverside path and the remains of an old railway bridge that used to cross the river here. However, before long this route requires a return walk along the other side of the field away again from the river. An alternative to this, albeit missing the bridge and picturesque river bank, is to take the path immediately ahead along the hedgerow.

The path now follows the river until emerging on a track where you turn left. Follow this track around a dog leg bend until coming to an obvious turn right. The track continues straight until it reaches a junction with a minor road where you turn right. This is the road to Stoke Canon, half way along which is an ancient stone cross at a tee junction, a pleasant lunch stop.

Continuing along the road, past some renovated new houses leads to a level crossing on the left over the main Exeter to London railway line on the outskirts of Stoke Canon. Turning left here you can find a pub and a small shop. However, the path goes right through a small gate and along the old branch line embankment towards Bramford Speke, whose church tower can be seen on the ridge ahead.

The path is easy to follow as it continues towards the village, crossing a small stream and ending up back at the footbridge over the Exe crossed previously. Retrace your steps into the village and find your way left along the main road through it towards the path to Upton Pyne noted earlier. Take this path which winds along the ridge above a stream, at one point turning left towards the small valley bottom. There are a few gates, stiles and bridges to negotiate before the path emerges alongside a large cultivated field via a final stile. Turn left here and follow the field edge before the path becomes a track and junctions with a tarmac road.

Turn left up the hill on this road into the village of Upton Pyne. The route now sticks to this road through the village, past initially old houses and the church and then newer buildings. Crest the rise and descend the other side of the hill, ignoring the road coming in from the left, until a signpost indicates a path on the right. This path cuts off the corner by hugging the edge of a field with a large tree in the middle of it. Although indistinct, there is a small path off the edge of the field before it ends, descending on the right, through a gate in a hedgerow and down to the railway line below.

Cross the line carefully, obeying the ‘stop, look, listen’ sign and turn left at the other side. The path now follows the river on your right before climbing some stairs to reach the side road just before a large bridge over the river Creedy. Turn right here to regain the main A377 ahead where by turning left you will be able to retrace your route back into Exeter.

An alternative to the busy and rather dangerous crossing of the river bridge referred to earlier, is to cross the main road at the crest of the hill ahead and take the narrow road on the right where there is a church on the junction. This is the back road into Exeter, running parallel to the A377 on the opposite side of the river bank. It is reasonably quiet although care should be taken as it is narrow, windy and has no footpaths. After a while, and immediately past a large mill on the left, it is possible to cut left into a grassy recreation area with playing fields. Otherwise the road, now footpathed on the left, heads towards a junction. Turn left, cross first the bridges over the flood channel and river, then the trainline (this time with operated barriers) and regain the A377. Turn right to return to the centre of Exeter.

Wandering by the Exe

The congestion started slowly and then built fast. The sound of voices floated up from the tarmac path as it descended to the river. A couple of people strode towards me on a direct collision course from the meadows to the right. Their unleashed dog ran ahead of them, anxious to investigate this sudden stranger.

As is the way in these straightened times, the couple halted to let me pass before they joined the track behind me. Ahead was a bridge, formed of metal. Painted a rusty cedar colour it masqueraded as ancient wood, flanked by what in other lands would be a religious shrine. Here, rather prosaically, this white domed structure merely formed the doorway to the hidden woodland garden of the house above us, the house itself perching grandly at the top of the steep escarpment.

More noise. At the far end, another couple, another dog. Trapped by the rules of pandemic engagement, the human elements of the congestion ground to a halt whilst the sequence of proceeding were telepathically negotiated. The dogs were having none of it and raced towards each other, meeting in the middle of the span, sniffing, shaking and shedding fur and potentially virus laden particles all along the way ahead.

There was no hope for it other than to stride through the cloud of fluff and possible pathogen. The two couples, clearly well known to each other, shared pleasantries about the climate and their canine wards. The dogs, equally well mutually aquatinted, lost interest in the lone walker and raced off along the bankside. The path cleared, and I strode past into the field beyond.

An hour or so prior to this encounter, I had been walking north on the A377 from the centre of Exeter using a high footpath beside what, even in the shutdown times of 2020, was still a busy road. At times the path was 15 feet above the road. Ironically, whereas in past times this was a source of refuge from the roaring traffic below, its narrow width left no room for manoeuvre around those walking in the opposite direction. Pedestrians, not vehicles, were the greatest source of danger now.

Further on, conventional danger awaited. Once the pavement had descended to a more usual relationship with the road, the route veered left at a roundabout across a series of rail and river bridges. The latter one, immediately before a blind bend, arched with a dip on both sides. Fifty metres long it was totally denuded of pavement. Biding my time, I chose a hopeful moment to begin the dash across. As could be predicted, with no more than half of the span completed, around the bend hurtled a speeding delivery truck. Initially it pulled out across the line dividing the carriageways, only to encounter an oncoming vehicle approaching over the crest. The hiss of airbrakes signified the driver’s intention to spare my life. With mutually thankful smiles and rueful waving of arms I was across.

Happily, it was no more than a five minute trembling arrhythmic stroll before the road turning right to Bramford Speke promised a respite from the speeding drivers on their ‘essential’ journeys; a further five minutes more to the beginnings of a path away from the road, passing to the right of the small lodge house of the Pynes estate. This metalled and then gravelled track curved around the grand entrance drive to Pynes House itself, a Grade II listed Queen Anne style country house built between 1700 and 172. In her novel Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen’s is said to have drawn inspiration for Barton Park from Pynes House.

It was not long before other senses and sensibilities came to the fore. Home Farm, the working element of the estate, barred the way, diverting the path on a dog leg around some enclosed barns. One did not need to be a vegan, vegetarian or mere animal lover to be affronted by the porcine factory, inserted squarely into the Devonian countryside. The snorts and shrieks of pigs forced to live their entire lives on beds of concrete; the stench of their squalid existence left no doubt that here ‘local produce’ meant intensively reared meat for pared down prices and profit.

This was not the only example on the walk of the clash of values between hiking visitors and resident land users. Immediately after the congested bridge below Bramford Speke the map showed a path wandering alongside the river. Sadly, the reality on the ground was instead a plethora of keep out signs and barred gates. What dispute, change of ownership or catastrophic event could have precipitated the padlocks? The intention to prevent encroachment was in no doubt, however. A few yards further one, beyond the obstruction and across a stile, was another sign entreating the walker to take the ‘hedgerow path ahead, rather than head left towards the river as the map suggested.

A combined bloody mindedness and desire to see the meanders compelled me to stride left towards the river, a decision validated by the oncoming of another dog walker engaged in a loud business conversation, her mobile turned to speaker phone. Social isolation and home working takes many forms.

The river was worth my perversity. Here, only the buttresses remained of a once mighty river crossing for the Exe Valley Railway, which once linked Bristol and Exeter to stations in Somerset, closed as were so many in the mid 1960s. Nonetheless, even here the barbed wire was strung along the bank preventing access to the beachside below. A charitable explanation would be that this prevented cows from falling into the river. However, the presence of carefully flattened and bent cider cans laid over the barbs, hinted at a different rationale, one rejected enterprisingly by the local youths.

Further evidence of the clash between ownership and access that so bedevils land in the UK continued across this section of the walk. Shortly after the old bridge, the way was barred again by more wire, necessitating a trudge back down the opposite side of the field to rejoin the ‘hedgerow path’ and a left turn to the other side of the obstruction. Contrariness continued, for the bank of trees and bushes along which I had just walked was no more than a few feet wide and presented no justifiable reason for wire. Ahead was a herd of brown cows, dozing in the sunshine, perfectly able to wander up both sides of the hedgerow, but like me, prevented from walking through.

At least the cows had the good fortune to spend some part of their lives roaming free. The pigs of Home Farm enjoyed no such benefits, firmly locked up in their concrete prison below a steaming iron roof. In Devon the refrain is often to reduce food miles and buy locally produced food. This tug at the moral heartstrings does not, however, mean a jot about animal welfare or compassionate farming. The ethical consumer is left to balance impossible conudrums of free range, organic welfare, transport costs and environmental impacts in a confusion of moral dilemmas.

Thankfully, the path beyond Home Farm headed out across an escarpment above the broad Exe Valley with Stoke Hill to the east. Briefly, wild flowers abounded before the path made a short sojourn through a wood and emerged on a broad stoney track in the valley itself. Turning left along this valley, the water meadows were more like peat bogs, sodden even after weeks of little rain. Vain attempts had been made to drain the land here, but to little avail. Standing water lay in the runnels and channels where tracked vehicles had attempted to cross. This area floods frequently and appeared to have little value to the farm behind me.

At a signpost, festooned with options, the Exe Valley Way which I was following, headed up a hillside, the path not so much indistinct as invisible. However, on cresting the hill the way obviously led to a tiny stile, a track crossing and across another stile into the next field. Soon afterwards, it joined an initially stony and then metalled track into the village, where of course occasional delivery vans passed me by, the only traffic now common on Devon’s roads.

The Exe Valley Way and its sometime companion the Devonshire Heartland Way take a mixture of quiet roads, farm tracks and walking paths as they head through the country. Visiting a range of villages, small and large, picturesque and functional, they conceive of a country idyll yet hide nothing of the realities of rural life from the observant walker. There is much sterility of land and habitation here. Close enough to the city’s employment sites, the villages are quiet and dormitory like, the land often a blank and infertile canvas for chemically enhanced growth. Although there is beauty in the villages, it is a beauty that lies pickled under protective paint layers, adorned with chocolate box tropes.

The land in particular is bent to an increasingly mechanised human will. Yellow, the preferred colour of the earthmover, is not hard to find. On the return path from Bramford Speke to Upton Pyne, a noisy and very large industrial instrument was laying waste to a hedgerow, merrily unconscious of nesting birdlife or wildlife migration routes. Its driver sat in insulated comfort in an enclosed cab, unconnected to the destruction being wrought by his mechanical behemoth. As I watched, saddened by the unconcerned mayhem, I could only conclude that the additional few feet being torn from the hedge and turned into field might make the difference between profit and loss. But at what cost?

After my adventure with bridges and barbed wire I found a way to the end of the river’s meanders and onto a series of quiet country lanes that led eventually to the outskirts of Stoke Canon. Here was where the extinct branch line, whose skeletal crossing remnants I had come across earlier, had commenced its journey north. Rather than enter the village, I chose to take the remains of this railway track along an embankment above the low lying, and flood prone, land below, heading back towards Bramford Speke.

Although there is a pub in Bramford Speke, there is no shop. As I walked along the old track I came across a villager who was returning to Bramford Speke. He carried a bright orange shopping bag, full of provisions he had bought from the small supermarket in Stoke Canon – the nearest place open. Another example of the sad loss of community space and facilities typical in these villages, housing only people that wish to escape from the city and yet who paradoxically spend most of their time in urban work.

There is no road bridge across for miles north and south, the river dividing these two sides of the Exe Valley, This track spoke of connections and movement harking back to a different time. A time when villages communicated with each other through the propulsion of legs not wheels, hearts and lungs not engines. Ordinarily, people one meet seem to have little connection with husbandry or land. The strolling shopper, in contrast, had an accent that told of connection and rural lineage. He lived here, not merely resided. A man of, not in.

The path returned to the faux wooden bridge and back up the tarmac into Bramford Speke. Here, the centre of the village continued the illusion, a parody of itself. Ancient dwellings wherein the poor might previously have been squashed several families at a time, had now been converted into pristine spacious houses decorated and festooned with the paraphernalia of the English cottage garden. No productive land here, a feast for the eye not the stomach.

In contrast, Upton Pyne, reached through a simple ridgeway path accessed from the right of the road heading back towards Exeter from Bramford Speke, has a considerably more mixed appeal. Turning left at the end of the path, the village is a melange of ancient and weatherbeaten thatched cottages, dirty farmhouses, a church and village social club – all speaking of age and experience – that quickly gives out onto rude modern houses built when English councils were allowed to do such things for their poorer inhabitants. The village stands as a window into the passage of history and attitudes, its initial attractions dented by the realities of rural life and poverty in a newer age. No townie, envious of the rural life, will convert these modern versions of the country cottage into desirable executive dwellings.

At the end of the housing estate, the road crested a rise and headed downhill towards the valley of the River Creedy, which joins the Exe at the bridge where I had had my previous near-death experience. I took a path off the road to the right in order to cut off a corner of the road. This benefit had to be balanced against a further death defying manoeuvre in passing over the single track railway on an unmanned crossing as it ran parallel with the river. A vision of a past world, reminiscent of the Railway Children, the route beyond finally left yet another quaint reminder of old Devon and simpler times for the main road.

Thereafter, eschewing the pleasures of another 50 yard dash along the main road, I made my return to Exeter via the back road towards Exwick, on the west side of the River Exe. Despite multiple blind bends, sharp rises and the complete absence of footpaths, traffic tends to be respectful of the dangers from coming face to face with oncoming cars along the narrow single track road, an attitude also conducive to pedestrian survival.

With vehicles so infrequent, the sound of two weirs crashing below the steep land to the left was one final reminder that this countryside is far from virgin. The land, the river, the pasture, all are tamed and bent to the will of humankind. To walk in this environment provides as little a glimpse into it as does living here. All walkers and dwellers, whether residing, working or passing through, interact with the land at the most superficial level. The terrain is stripped of nutrients, torn of unwanted growth, flattened for the foundations of farm factories or merely a temporary site of residence. Few that live and work here are more a part of it than those that visit.

The spires of Exeter beckoned. I left the countryside behind and entered the city across Flowerpot playing fields. Into an environment where equivocation is absent; unlike the land, unambiguous in its identity. A city that is what it says it is, from a countryside that is unsettled in its unresolved identity.

What price the sorrow of war?

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The spectre of a plague roams free, reducing society to panic stricken desperation, and lungs to reservoirs of liquid ruin. Capricious in its action, the pestilence picks off both the vulnerable and those that care for them. Originating where most other plagues first initiated their deadly assault, this microbe has ridden from east to west not on the backs of camels, hidden in bags of spices, but through the medium of instant business and leisure travel. It knows the advantage of speed. Rapid transit has allowed it to multiply before the massed ranks of modern medicine even knew it existed.

With no weapons bar palliation, society is reduced to a legion of individual plague villages. Dwellings, villages, towns, cities and whole countries barred against incomers. Medieval strategies initiated to fight an age-old enemy. No venerated science to save us here. Avoid the plague if you can, lest you be one of the unlucky ones.

What should people do? Which raft should they board? Adrift in this bubonic sea, there are of course no rafts, save to remain on the stricken ship, barring all contact with those that may carry the pestilence into our homes. Woe betide those that venture out beyond a narrow perimeter, carrying disease into an unwelcoming society. And woe betide more, those of a different colour or creed, those with fewer economic or cultural resources. The pestilence glows brighter on these outsiders, guilty by racial association or lack of capacity.

The press is consumed with arguments about tests, machines and coveralls, bringing anger and hope to desperate people in equal measure. Who to blame? Daily news outlets dream up ever more extreme stories. But there is only one story. Plague is abroad! People are dying! Bar your doors!

In a desperate search for succour, people fix on demonstrations of community clapping, whilst the carers they salute succumb to the effects of a decade of economic privation. A desperate belief in leaders sustains hope over despair, despite these same leaders having presided over the gathering storm, having fed the circumstances that now give the microbe all that it needs to flourish. And kill.

And kill it does. People, jobs, industries and whole economies fall over, breathing their last. A way of existing, a way of being, a way of living, no longer the invulnerable orthodoxy we thought it was. Having destroyed alternative ways of organising society – systems that stressed cooperation – the world order finds itself lost. Grabbing at unfamiliar and hated mechanisms of central control. Whilst some ham-fistedly dust off the memories of a different collaborative world, other authoritarian and erratic leaders take the opportunity to impose iron willed control. 

Desperate to reignite the established order of things, these leaders now look to release us from our locked and barred accommodations. Workers need to work to feed the economic beast. Growth must be resumed. And resumed rapidly. The world from which this virus came must be re-tamed anew. Dominated as if there is nothing else lurking in the undergrowth and natural laboratories of flora and fauna that we live among. 

Those of us who ask, will this not kill more people, will be brushed aside. The message of saving our health services, which has been relentlessly driven home, will be emphasised more. A health service to be saved, not the people for whom it cares, as their lungs fill with deadly fluid. As they die. 

The coming strategy is to resuscitate the world economy whilst health services manage the casualties. Balancing the freedom to mingle freely with the ability of health services to take care of the economic revival’s collateral damage. 

And the people believe this to be good. The messages are so ingrained now, the applause and donations a part of who we are, that to advance the idea of health services as economic casualty stations is derided. But that is what they are about to become. The virus is not going away, will live with us, mixing with us in our workplaces, shops and offices. Testing and tracing means finding casualties. Casualties, some of whom will die. 

Leaders throughout the world have carelessly used the language of war to exhort efforts from their populations. Wars bring privation, deprivation and devastation. They bring casualties. To use the same metaphor, the initial defensive battle is nearly over. The long campaign to reclaim lost ground is now upon us.

Successful commanders know their objectives before they advance. What are ours? They know how much effort their combatants will tolerate. What will we accept? They know the price of waging campaigns. What is an acceptable cost for our economic revival? Most of all, they know the rate of casualties that they, their armies and their people will tolerate. What casualty rate will we accept?

Thick Skins and Tin Hats

After multiple false starts, it finally happened. The last day of January 2020 was the date when the country of our birth and nurture left the cradling warmth of the European bosom that had held it for so many years. Previously, the March 2019 deadline had come and gone, our earlier Brexit party had been more a celebration of political incompetence than final curtain. This time nothing could arrest the foolishness of our politicians. Brexit, the reason behind our last 18 months of relocation, renovation and outright effort, was upon us. We were leaving.

Hubris to the right and hubris to the left. Over the previous years, posturing liars driving a downward transformation of our economy and world status were perfectly matched by fantasists led by a man adept only at talking his way into a paper bag. Liberal and European fraternalistic principles sacrificed on multiple altars of, twisted logic, racism, anti-Semitism and rank incompetence.

Of course, for us the game is not over. We are stuck in an existential no-person’s land, at the mercy of attack and counterattack. The dreadful deed, now completed with little in the way of reinforcements or reserves, requires lines of barbed wire to the front whilst our rear is open to the encroaching forces of deregulation, chlorine and unaffordable medicines. Beyond the wire, potentially reprisal fodder, stand those of us still wedded to the European ideal but through accident of birth now fair game for our erstwhile allies. Innocents in the crossfire.

During our last 18 months we have made many new friends of all nationalities. Mostly, unfortunately, our non-British neighbours regard us with incredulity. They seek explanations which we find hard to elucidate. It is as difficult for us to explain cultural prejudice as it is rank incompetence. Almost impossible to talk about the false gods of colonial memory, about misplaced anger from those left behind, the gullibility of the desperate and the insidious power of a press tethered to the desires of billionaire proprietors.

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We will steadfastly pursue our dream through this nightmare. Hold close our beliefs in equality and fraternity. Establish a home in the heart of an ancient settlement where French friends welcome us, bestow gifts on us from their gardens and seek to include us in their multiple societies and associations. Helping to breathe additional life into a community, to give as much as we receive and to avoid the stereotype of the Brit holidaying abroad as if the rest of the world was merely a temporary playground, to be abused and soiled as an act of modern conquest.

It will cost us more than we had anticipated. Reciprocal arrangements on healthcare are likely to detonate as collateral damage. Freedom of movement will be curtailed. It will be harder to assure our French administrators that our intentions are pure and not associated with the poisonous bile coming from across the cliffs of Dover. 

But we will strive on. Our personal worlds will not be reduced. We just must be careful now. Our words and behaviours will be judged more harshly. We will need to be more gentle but also firm when talking to those encouraged by watching our leaders, who assume we are in step with them. But we will do it. Because our European future goes well beyond the myopic utterings of a country now so lost to us.

We ‘remain’ believers in the power of community, the strength of diverse peoples and the security of friendships. Our country may be foreign to these ‘others’. On January the 31st 2020 it became more foreign to us too

Thick skins and tin hats.

The Bar is no more: long live the Bar!

When Alain announced that he was ‘retiring’ (having once already retired from the gendarmerie) there was consternation among the disparate and ragged band that frequented the village bar. Always an uneasy coalition of the French barflies and international expats, both groups considered their future with trepidation.

Both the French and international community tended to be split down the middle. Many indigenous inhabitants never went near Alain’s. The combination of rugby decor, constant TV and dubious hygiene arrangements attracted some and repelled others. The same equation applied to the village incomers – some would walk by on the other side of the street, others regarded Alain’s as their spiritual home from home.

Perhaps the major factor driving footfall into Alain’s was the issue of tobacco. Alain’s outrageous flaunting of the indoor smoking ban, permitted through his contacts with his ex colleagues in the gendarmerie, attracted some but left others cold. Literally cold in the winter. Either you tolerated the smokey interior or missed the bonhomie inside.

For welcoming, Alain’s bar certainly was. The consummate people person, Alain had time for everyone. Conversations were of course generally conducted in French no matter your level of comprehension, although Alain did attempt to make payment advice in English as a friendly joke. It would take a special person to replace the flawed genius that was Alain and his cafe.

The idea that he should close, therefore, brought a mixture of delight and fear amongst the village, depending where you stood on issues such as smoking, TV sport and of course decor. Would smoking be allowed in the new establishment? Where would those without expensive TV packages go to watch the Champions’ League? What could possibly replace the bright green and red paintwork?

For at least a year, rumours circulated and swirled around the leaf festooned pavements of the village. Potential patrons came and went. A team of international inhabitants even put up a proposal for a community buy out. Eventually, however, a long handover process began whereby Alain transferred his reputation and good offices to a new couple – Stéphane and Juliette.

This being France, the bureaucracy and paperwork took around six months. There were issues of finance and restrictive covenants; Alain should not inaugurate another bar within a certain radius. An unlikely outcome, at least not until Alain had regained his energy by sleeping for around 18 months, for he was observably shattered at the end of his tenure. Running a bar from eight in the morning until ten at night with only one week’s holiday a year does tend to take it out on a fella.

So, with impeccable timing as we arrived for our autumn visit, hoping to complete some essential jobs in the house, Alain’s bar shut its doors for the last time. We missed the closing party by a day. During the next two weeks we occasionally peeked a look inside at the work which was being undertaken. This was probably not a good idea. One morning we arrived to see Juliette on her knees scraping away the layers of protective grime that had accumulated behind the bar over the years. Sadly, there were probably antibiotic organisms there unknown to medical science now lost forever as the cleaning frenzy began.

The renovation period stretched from the planned two weeks to four and then six. By this time we had left the village for a while in order to satisfy our contractual employment commitments and replenish our bank account before sterling became even more of a joke currency as the UK voted once again for a europhobic government. Fleeing back to the village a month or so later, auspiciously the day after the UK drifted off somewhere into the middle of the Atlantic, we discovered the bar was now open once again. We stepped across the threshold.

Although we had been partially forewarned by Bud our German/American friend who had sent us some pictures, nothing could prepare us for the transformation. Gone the tobacco stained ceiling. Gone the green and vermillion paint job. Gone the coffee and wine stained wooden bar. Alain’s had been transformed into a hospital clinic waiting room. All was white, even the wood. There was no escaping the new decor as multiple 1000w lamps beamed down from the ceiling, illuminating the new owners’ statement of intent. We are CLEAN! they shouted out. There was certainly no denying it.

RIP the Last Greasy Spoon in the Minervois

From A to B via Z

The Congo Nile Trail runs from Gisenyi (Rubavu) to Cyangugu (Rusizi) along the shores and hills of Lake Kivu. Depending on who you consult, it is about 141 miles/227 kilometres long. We say ‘about’ because the actual route is shrouded in mystery. It is impossible to buy a map in the UK with anything like the detail required for a walk of around 10 days. Apparently, it is also impossible to buy a map with anything like the detailed required in Rwanda.

Instead, in planning this trip, we have had to rely on a screenshot of some photos of the rudimentary guide book and ‘map’ uploaded by a kindly previous traveller. We hope to buy our own copy somewhere in Rwanda, maybe in Kigali before we head off to the start of the trail. Not that this is likely to do us much good. Below is a snapshot of the less than detailed instructions contained in the guide.

As can be seen, each eight hour day receives a generously short paragraph describing the start and finish point, and almost nothing else. The guide does also contain a map, although with aged and failing eyesight, so far neither of us have actally been able to read the place names on it.

The Congo Nile Trail ‘map’

These days of course, the tinternet provides. However, in this case, the only clear accounts of the trail come from mountain bikers who do the whole thing in about four days, missing out important rest stops that we are likely to want to avail ourselves of. Hikers tend to only do the first half, and even then many are on guided walking packages and so tend to gush about the scenery but omit details of guest houses etc. It does certainly look pretty though.

The hills around Lake Kivu

Of course, those of you who have read the account of our previous wander are aware that we laugh in the face of cartography, scorn the collective efforts of the Ordinance Survey and regard maps as the last resort of fools. Our attitude to maps in Nepal was similar to that of most men and instruction leaflets. (Actually, in truth, we had meant to get a map but had an issue with the after effects of a bottle of duty free gin in Kathmandu that meant we, er, essentially forgot to buy one. We DID buy one when we got back to Kathmandu from the Indigenous People’s Trail in order to carefully map where we had been. It was interesting to see. We still have the map. Nicely crisp and unspoiled. Hardly read, two careful owners).

Lake Kivu

So, true to form, Wanderingman and Rose are heading off across continents with an idea of where to go that might at best be generously described as ‘vague’. The Rwandawander will be an exercise in striding off confidently, retracing steps, striding off confidently, retracing steps….. repeat, repeat, repeat. The quintessential wander.

We will, however, be aided by the good people at Garmin (other GPs manufacturers are available) and some ropey downloaded tracks from previous hikers and bikers. Whether they actually took the right path or not is hard to fathom, since despite all claiming to be of the trail, they do take somewhat different routes. There are dark mutterings online about the second half of the trail being tarmac, leading to a couple of GPS tracks heading off into the forest well away from the original route. This renders information on possible places to stay, away from the originally sparse into the totally absent.

There are signs, however. Kinda.

Apparently, the signs are maddeningly infrequent and occasionally point in the wrong direction. In one of the best online blogs – ‘exploring wild‘ – the author gives sage advice about asking locals. And there are likely to be very many locals indeed. This is not a wilderness wander. Rwanda is one of the most densely populated countries in Africa and the lush climate along Lake Kivu long ago encouraged a plentiful population to settle there.

So by all accounts, to find our way, we will throw ourselves at the mercy of the local people. A combination of good looks and charm (we have both recently done the relevant courses) will, we hope, get us through.

Maps, who needs ’em?

The Rwandawander: Congo Nile Trail Rwanda Preparations 3

The Rewandawander: Modelling and Simulation
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As the clock ticks remorselessly towards the start date of the Rwandawander, Wandering Man and Rose have upped their preparations. Rose has decided that the best way to ready himself for the forthcoming exertions is to learn how to fight people. Quite how the good people of Rwanda will respond to this idea remains to be seen. Rose, however, is convinced that beating the merry hell out of others is an excellent strategy to harmonise international relations and endear himself to the local populace.

Wanderingman, on the other hand, decided to turn 60 and commission Mrs Wanderingman to produce a scale model of the Rwandawander. Between them, they determined that the best way to do so was to simulate his wandering exploits from the Yorkshire Dales, through Africa to the Himalaya in the form of a cake. This had the double advantage of both imprinting the route onto his brain and in his stomach, double the value. It seems that in simulating the Rwandawander we will be relying not so much on muscle memory as gastric recall.

In another strategy, and to continue a theme from a previous posting, both of us have decided to prepare for our wander by looking at lots of water. Although neither of us live close to a huge Lake the size of the one in Rwanda, both of us are fortunate to live close to the sea. Rose is continuing to punch people on the beach whilst Wanderingman is ambling along the local estuary.

As noted in our gustatory model above, Rwanda is full of different kinds of wildlife. Although we have been unable to replicate this fully, there have been opportunities to experience other forms of beasts. On the vague possibility that we might find Arthur Conan Doyle’s Lost World, we decided that one of us at least should get the low down on how to handle Jurassic wildlife. Luckily, there was just such an instruction day put on locally so Wanderingman visited it to get the drift. Apparently, provided you feed dinosaurs sausages all will be well.

In one final move, designed to more closely model likely scenarios, some kind people nearby to home provided a very accurate simulation of an encounter with a Zebra.

Frankly, with all this attention to detail, it is hard to see what could go wrong. Unless we have forgotten something.

Oh wait…..like arranging places to stay….getting a map….

Best get onto that then.

The Rwandawander: Congo Nile Trail Rwanda Preparations 2

Its a map (sort of)

In 2017, Rose and I had compiled the definitive kit list for our previous Nepalese wander. Or so we thought. We wrote about it here. Sadly, this meant we hauled around 17kg of said kit up and down the Indigenous Peoples’ Trail during 2017. On our backs. It was big but it wasn’t clever.

This time, we avowed, things were going to be different. Very different. This time we were going to travel sylph like, gliding effortlessly up hills (‘colines‘ in Rwanda), laughing joyously at the ease with which we skipped merrily along, our packs bouncing elastically in time with the airy steps of our hike. This time 10kg was the target. This time we were really going to smell.

The problem with this plan is that our actual clothes were the least part of the weight. Two pairs of everything was all we allowed ourselves, from underpants to socks, trousers, tee shirts and, well…er…that was about it actually. We had already solved the water problem through the ingenious artifice of an inbuilt filter in our drinking bottles, meaning less water to be carried, but there were other considerations. Lots of considerations. We decided to tackle them one by one.

Firstly, we needed to sleep. In a sleeping bag. Normal sleeping bags weigh around 1.5kg or more. Given the night time temperature in Rwanda doesn’t really drop below 16 degrees centigrade (61F) we both went for a radically light one-season bag. Rose went all deluxe goose down, weighing in at 570g, whilst Wanderingman’s cheap hollowfibre effort tipped the scales at a mighty 650g. Result.

Then Rose had a slightly odd turn. He bought two hammocks. He had no idea if there are trees on the Rwandawanda (in fact we know virtually nothing about the wander at all – more of this later) so how these might provide effective shelter was a complete mystery. Each hammock weighed a colossal 740g. Two of them weighed as much as a single two-person tent. But, they had inbuilt mosquito nets and they sounded fun. If trees were conspicuous by their absence then we could always take turns holding them up whilst the other one slept. We took them.

The issue of mosquitos raised an anxiety provoking set of thoughts. Unlike Nepal, Rwanda is in a malarial zone and the Congo Nile Trail runs down the eastern side of Lake Kivu. A lake. Where mosquitos live. And eat. For the times when we might not be sleeping suspended in trees, we needed additional cover. Wanderingman bought a super lightweight mosquito net for £20, unwrapped it and threw it away. Lightweight equalled tiny and useless. A stronger, larger and more stable net was purloined from supplies left over from Wanderingman Junior’s trips to the Far East some years earlier and that went into the pack too. Plus repellant, lots of it. We were into kilogram territory by now, just to keep tiny buzzing insects at bay.

To further assist with sleeping, particularly given the fact that our sleeping bags were offering negligible ground insulation, some form of ‘lightweight’ sleeping mat was required, preferably a self-inflating one to save space in what was threatening to become a somewhat jostled rucksack. In that went, the last of the big items. Sleeping bag, hammock, mosquito net and sleeping mat, to join the all singing all dancing water bottle/municipal filtration plant.

Ah, but what about emergencies? One more journey to the outdoor shop to return with a fully comprehensive mobile operating theatre, including cannulas, scalpels, anaesthetic gas bottles, scrubs (videos) and Gray’s anatomy (book). You never know. You never know.

This time, what we decided not to take was the whole plethora of cooking equipment, stoves fuel bottles and utensils that we previously gave a free ride to during the Nepal wander. There would be no freeloaders this time. This time, we would be lean and mean, though to be honest it appeared that around 50% of the weight consisted of routine and emergency medical supplies including prescribed and unprescribed medication. This wasn’t shaping up to be a wander so much as a summer holiday undertaken by a mobile chemist shop.

The Rwandawander: Pharmacists on Tour

The Rwandawander: Congo Nile Trail Rwanda Preparations 1

Water purification bottle
Rose’s Aquaman Acumen
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With a month to go before the ‘Amble in Rwanda’ there has been much cross continent online chatter and organisation. The excitement level is ramping up as Rose and Wandering Man go through the pre-contemplative and contemplative faffing stages of change.

Our previous experience in Nepal had led us to be quite blasé about the water quality we would experience on wanders, such that we never used our water filter and rarely needed to purify our water. However, a fairly brief perusal of several African health websites drained that kind of complacency right out of our systems. Long lists of water borne diseases such as cholera, diarrhoea, dysentery, hepatitis A, typhoid and polio, which kill 115 people per hour in Africa, populate both the information and water sources. Dire warnings about bacteria, viruses, parasites and pollution abound.

Happily, recently the water purification business appears to have advanced somewhat rapidly with a huge range of easy to use systems around. Most of them involve sucking dirty water through straws encased in filters within water bottles. The variety is overwhelming. In our choice paralysis world, what to do?

Rose identified the most expensive of these and decided to go for what is a version of these systems but ‘sans straw’, instead involving the French Press coffee filter system. This seemed entirely appropriate, given the colonial history of Rwanda and French/Belgian influences still around. Not to be outdone, we decided to pair up and we are now both owners of a Grayl Geopress Purifier (no endorsement). These promise to remove ‘waterborne pathogens (virus, bacteria, protozoan cysts), pesticides, chemicals, heavy metals, and even microplastics‘ including ‘Rotavirus, Hepatitis A, Norovirus, Giardiasis, Cryptosporidium, E. Coli, Cholera, Salmonella, Dysentery and more‘ with a mere 8 second push of the filter through any old murky liquid you can scoop up into your water bottle. The added benefit seems to be that you can drink great glugs of pure water direct from the bottle, rather than sucking small drops through a straw. Who needs straws? They are for babies and adolescents aren’t they?

That’s the water thing sorted then.